Im getting a Zippo

[Edman]

I like fire. I asked my mom if I could have a Zippo and she said yes. SCORE. Now I have more fire. What kind/color should I get?

[Ad Bot]

[Whoda]

Oi, get one that can make a fire.

[Anti-Block]

get a zippo with a symbol on it that promotes violence and/or anarchy.

get a color visible to human eyes.

[Block Box]

what the heck is so cool about a lighter
unless you smoke or something

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I read as "Im getting a Hippo"

[Edman]

what the heck is so cool about a lighter
unless you smoke or something

Dude, I don't think you understand. It makes fire.

[steve5451]

If I asked my mom if I wanted a lighter she would freak out and say "TO SMOKE MARIJUANA?!"
then I would be grounded yada yada yada

[Block Box]

Dude, I don't think you understand. It makes fire.

so, its kinda like knife tricks
except with fire

[Edman]

so, its kinda like knife tricks
except with fire

You seem to be having trouble with this concept. Open lid. Strike flint. BOOM FLAME. It glows and wobbles back and forth. Fascinating.

[Thorax]

I bought a Zippo a few months ago and went to try it out. No fluid. Still haven't bought any.

what the heck is so cool about a lighter
unless you smoke or something

Zippo have a sort of "Ferrari" status associated with them. Thus, people that smoke like to have them. When people are bored, they find ways to entertain themselves. This is one such way and the only reason I bought mine.

[Cybersix]

I like fire. I asked my mom if I could have a Zippo and she said yes. SCORE. Now I have more fire. What kind/color should I get?

[Edman]

Cybersecks u bettr wach out or i burn ur house down

[Club559]

Cybersecks u bettr wach out or i burn ur house down

With a lemon zippo

[Cybersix]

Cybersecks u bettr wach out or i burn ur house down

lol

[Serge64]

snip

ha...