He has an obligation to continue a dinky, vaguely known web comic? People have lives, you know! Not most people, but some!
A delay for a Flash element that my iPod can't play!Yay!
MORE RAPID .GIFS THAT I CAN LAUGH AT WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THE CONTEXT OF THE ACTUAL COMIC
Computers!Yay!
If I had access to a computer, why would I be using my iPod constantly?