Author Topic: Holy forget screaming coming from next door  (Read 1309 times)

Knock on door and ask if everything's alright.

Knock on door and ask if everything's alright.
yeah okay pusillanimous individual

break down that door with your feet and beat the stuff out of anything that breathes inside that house!
DO IT

NO EXCEPTIONS
NO SHOES
NO SOCKS
FINAL DESTINATION

she's probably being forced to watch twilight


Wait wait I got it.

Invite them for coffee next time you see them.

"Anyway, how's your love life?"


BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR

BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR

EVERYBODY WALK THE- no seriously what the forget are you screaming about 



Join in on the rape-session

Call police
Tell them information
Police arrive at your house
Explain situation thoroughly
They ask for you to go with them
Follow them to neighbor's house
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I'm sure a disturbance like that is enough reason to call the police.

It stopped shortly after.