Okay, we all know how these always end up, how silly they become, and no matter how promising they appear, they really forget up in the end, like:
"So Spongebob gauged his eyes out and grabbed A CHAINSAW and SLICED Patrick into smitheroons!!! TRUE STORY!"Really, all creepypasta in the entire genre of lost episode pretty much sucks. So can we do any better?
What you do is, as you probably figured out by now, we write a pasta. It can be really silly but try to keep it at least somewhat sane.
Rules:- Blend with the above users post.
- Stay within one fictional or non-fictional TV-series or movie. Or comic, book, record or McDonalds's Happy Meal.
- Do not start a new pasta until it feels neccesary.
- Please, please, take this at least a little seriously. It's supposed to be silly, but it's funnier if you don't ruin it with "then everyone raped Bart and they ate spaghetti!
Have fun and let's cook some delicious creepy-pasta!
Kickstart:Hello.
What I am about to tell you may sound unlikely. You will think I am lying.
But ALL of this is true, no matter how terribly weird it does sound.
It all began when I was at this garage sale.
I am a big fan of the show Simpsons. I was therefor very glad when I saw a bundle of collectors edition boxes all taped together for the price of 5 bucks. I bought it and went home to unpack the stuff I bought.
When I picked the boxes up I saw a piece of paper sticking out from between them, and after removing the tape it was clear that the paper was in fact a paper DVD case. The DVD in it was labeled SE9757-DnW.
Puzzeled, I put the disc in my computers CD slot...
