You were adopted.
i love you too

How can you not want this cake?
your ugly and you smell like dead whale
thank you
do you want this ████?
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damn it
i don't like cake :[
or frosting for that matter
Happy birthday.
I give you nothing.
it's ok, you guys don't have to give me money or anything

that cake does actually look nice
too bad it's a lie