Author Topic: Chickenism (religious cult)  (Read 1818 times)

What is chickenism, you ask? Chickenism in the worship of all things chicken. We appreciate chickens for giving us food and something to worship. In order to join our cult, you must prove yourself worthy by performing a rubber chicken sacrifice, which can be one by cutting a rubber chicken filled with popcorn butter in public. Then you must hold it up the sky and yell out to the chicken gods, "RUBBER CHICKEN BLOOD FOR THE CHICKEN GODS". So, chickelings,



Join the cult

And thanks to Daemon, for this:
This is our Bible.

ALL HAIL


« Last Edit: January 19, 2012, 07:20:44 PM by LizzyRascal »


OP is most likely a brown. Send in the extermination team.

More like brotherism.
We do not approve of racism. Only chicken. The non-believers will be beat horrifically with a rubber chicken and used as a blow up doll.
OP is most likely a brown. Send in the extermination team.
Nope. Just chicken.

dont make fun of chickens at least they can WALK

dont make fun of chickens at least they can WALK
We do not mock chickens. We love and embrace them.



Ill stick with Nihilism, thanks.


Ill stick with Nihilism, thanks.

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I don't believe in chicken  :cookieMonster:


Upcoming book: 'The Chicken Delusion'

I dont need no sacrifice.

Now go ahead and worship me.