Author Topic: Help decipher my fortune cookie.  (Read 3319 times)

Seriously. What the forget.


i opened a fortune cookie once, in texas when we were visiting our cousins

it said "howdy go forget yourself"


It means your always gonna miss somthing because your colour blind.
 :cookieMonster:

You're a werewolf bard and the moon in your TV series is a deus ex machina which is full when you really need it to be, obviously

It means your always gonna miss somthing because your colour blind.
 :cookieMonster:

I'm actually fairly good (tootingmyownhorn) musician.

Colorblindness has no effect on it.

If you didn't play the violin, the moon would miss out on its dentist appointments.

Play a melody.
you played the "song of the moonlight"

the moon crashed into clock town and everyone died

also this guy exists http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=33026

Because of your skill with an instrument or music, the moon will always aid your appearance with such? Maybe it's more cryptic advice than a fortune.

your melodic nature never fails to bring out the moon to hear your voice at night?

Whenever I open a fortune cookie, it always says the same thing.

Help, I'm a worker trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory. Please save me.

Because of your skill with an instrument or music, the moon will always aid your appearance with such? Maybe it's more cryptic advice than a fortune.
This.
The "moonlight" could be a metaphor also, but Neon's idea seems the most logical.
As for the metaphor, I guess it could mean that if you choose to be a musician, you could achieve fame("The moonlight(aka limelight) never misses an appointment(will never fail to shine upon you)").

Too lazy to explain the rest/in greater detail.

It means the company that makes this made a program in five minutes that puts together nonsensical sentences in English that sound meaningful even though they're completely meaningless.

Trust me, I know these things.

It means the company that makes this made a program in five minutes that puts together nonsensical sentences in English that sound meaningful even though they're completely meaningless.

Trust me, I know these things.
Actually, yes.

The coolest fortune cookie I ever got said "Time is money." I used to have it in my wallet but I lost it. :(