So far, I've
Almost got my head smashed into a wall because my chair broke for no reason
Stepped on a sewing needle that went right through my foot (I yanked it out)
Got burned by hot grease spilling off of a hot grill
Tripped over a large palette jack almost marrying my face to the floor
been chased by a black guy while walking down the sidewalk
Almost got hit by a car because the guy was on his cell phone while being chased by black guy (who happened to be just asking for the time, my stereotypes got the best of me)
Almost dropped two clamps together on my leg while helping friend jumpstart car
choked on some chicken bone from "boneless" chicken meat
and almost drank bleach today.
It's like a really mild final destination.
