Author Topic: I almost got mugged and possibly killed (Read 2098 times)

Jello King · January 19, 2012, 08:29:26 PM

This actually happened awhile ago but I just thought I would post it.

So one night I was at my freind madisons party, my mom called and said that I have to come home now (I dont live very far away) so as I was about halfway back to my house, I saw 4 men jump out from behind a car a few yards away, almost grab me, and they said "GET HIM!" So instinctively I just started sprinting, Luckily though I run tack and I outran them. It was a pretty bad night.

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Katadeus · January 19, 2012, 08:29:54 PM

Satan protect thee.

Club559 · January 19, 2012, 08:30:18 PM

USA in a nutshell

Katadeus · January 19, 2012, 08:31:21 PM

Sucks, dunnit?
However, that isn't really the US in a nutshell. This is the first time that I've heard anything like this happening to a blockhead at all in maybe a year or two.

Tremrist · January 19, 2012, 08:32:12 PM

There was that guy who got jumped and had his stuff stolen this Halloween.

Jello King · January 19, 2012, 08:32:35 PM

Quote from: Katadeus on January 19, 2012, 08:31:21 PM

Sucks, dunnit?
However, that isn't really the US in a nutshell. This is the first time that I've heard anything like this happening to a blockhead at all in maybe a year or two.

Topic link?

carolcat · January 19, 2012, 08:32:41 PM

obviously they like jello.
after all, you aren't the jello king for nothing, right?

Jello King · January 19, 2012, 08:33:32 PM

Quote from: carolcat on January 19, 2012, 08:32:41 PM

obviously they like jello.
after all, you aren't the jello king for nothing, right?

I had to earn my title in ways I am not so proud of.

Proog · January 19, 2012, 08:33:38 PM

If you're 12 chances are the only thing they were going to take was your innocence and virginity.

Jello King · January 19, 2012, 08:34:25 PM

Quote from: Proog on January 19, 2012, 08:33:38 PM

If you're 12 chances are the only thing they were going to take was your innocence and virginity.

Thats honestly what I was thinking the entire time I was sprinting, but I just thought of rape.

Club559 · January 19, 2012, 08:35:22 PM

Quote from: Katadeus on January 19, 2012, 08:31:21 PM

Sucks, dunnit?
However, that isn't really the US in a nutshell. This is the first time that I've heard anything like this happening to a blockhead at all in maybe a year or two.

Alright, I'll fix it.

US IN A NUTSHELL
lol AAA racism sterotypes murder robbery rape aaa
INTERNET AA

Jacob/Lee · January 19, 2012, 08:36:49 PM

This is why we need right to carry here in Illinois. Chicago doesn't like it so it won't be happening, though.

MrMcCakey · January 19, 2012, 08:37:22 PM

vat's that, sandvich?
jello king should kill zem all?
good idea!

IkeTheGeneric · January 19, 2012, 08:38:14 PM

This is why I carry a knife on me at all times.

It's just a knife, but it's something.

-Pablo- · January 19, 2012, 08:39:40 PM

They just wanted your autograph!