I almost got mugged and possibly killed

[Jello King]

This is why I carry a knife on me at all times.

It's just a knife, but it's something.

Well, so do I but I didn't want any of my single digit IQ freinds to think that it was a puppy and kill themselves, so I just didn't bring it, also it would have been 4 full grown men VS a young 12 year old.

[Ad Bot]

[Jello King]

They just wanted your autograph!

Damn, I should have stopped for them!

[Khorde]

Luckily though I run tack and I outran them.

ITS OK GUYS HE RUNS TACK.

man if you didn't you'd probably be a goner for sure!

[Club559]

Damn, I should have stopped for them!

They're from the future. In the future you're a professional rock star singer rapper dancer.

[-Pablo-]

ITS OK GUYS HE RUNS TACK.

man if you didn't you'd probably be a goner for sure!

I wish I ran tack ;_;

[Jello King]

They're from the future. In the future you're a professional rock star singer rapper dancer.

Of course

[Jello King]

I wish I ran tack ;_;

It gets you really fit, that tack

[-Pablo-]

Quiz: is jello a liquid or a solid?

[Jello King]

Quiz: is jello a liquid or a solid?

Semi-solid :P

[IkeTheGeneric]

Quiz: is jello a liquid or a solid?

It's a plasma

[Visage]

I wear a life vest strapped with explosives and keep my hand on the trigger at all times for situations like this.

[Jello King]

I wear a life vest strapped with explosives and keep my hand on the trigger at all times for situations like this.

Why didn't I think of this.

[Jello King]

Also a contributing factor to why I lived was because I had some magic jello in my pocket, which allows me to grow rainbow wings and ant legs, the perfect combo

[Mr.Interceptor]

go out packing heat

[Peppy]

Well, so do I but I didn't want any of my single digit IQ freinds to think that it was a puppy and kill themselves, so I just didn't bring it, also it would have been 4 full grown men VS a young 12 year old.

wat, a puppy?