Laptops can make you sterile? :O

[SlayerZ99]

Holy, I read an article about how the heat produced from a laptop can cause sperm count to lower and even genetic defects. If this is true, Im screwed.

Do you think this is true?

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[otto-san]

you must sit really funny to have that happen

[David819]

sperm count wtf no.

[james4115]

you must be t-bagging the laptop's vents to have that happen

[Tokthree]

If you're worried then go squat over a bucket of ice for a few minutes, should fix you right up

[SlayerZ99]

putting it on your lap is funny

[mawty]

Holy, I read an article about how the heat produced from a laptop can cause sperm count to lower and even genetic defects. If this is true, Im screwed.

Do you think this is true?

I highly suggest you start ejaculating and interject your seamen, sperm, etc. onto a piece of paper so I can judge it for you.. you can also include your snake in the picture if you want, but that is entirely OPTIONAL. I will calculate the results after the sperm process.

[Cybersix]

Don't use a laptop on your lap then.
Use a table or the like.

[otto-san]

putting it on your lap is funny

why would you put a laptop on your lap

whenever i do that it like burns my legs

[Sir Blocksalot]

Holy, I read an article about how the heat produced from a laptop can cause sperm count to lower and even genetic defects. If this is true, Im screwed.

Do you think this is true?

Sperm require a room temperature environment to survive, so the heat from the laptop can kill them, and eventually render you sterile. I don't think it can cause mutation though.

Also, get a lapdesk, like I'm using right now. It comfy and prevents spermlessness.

[Orthone]

Conveniently, I just got a laptop. I figure I'll be sterile not too long in the future anyway, might as well be sooner.

[SlayerZ99]

why would you put a laptop on your lap

whenever i do that it like burns my legs

my doesnt get that hot
I usually put it on a book so it doesnt heat up so fast too

[Mr. Jelly]

Desktop mastur raice

[Tokthree]

Sperm require a room temperature environment to survive, so the heat from the laptop can kill them, and eventually render you sterile. I don't think it can cause mutation though.

Also, get a lapdesk, like I'm using right now. It comfy and prevents spermlessness.

How can temperature, something that constantly fluctuates for colder or hotter, permanently eliminate something which is constantly being reproduced by something that does not have it's productive abilities hindered by temperature?
Unless your testicles melt or something stupid like that there's no way the heat from a laptop could sterilise you

[SlayerZ99]

How can temperature, something that constantly fluctuates for colder or hotter, permanently eliminate something which is constantly being reproduced by something that does not have it's productive abilities hindered by temperature?
Unless your testicles melt or something stupid like that there's no way the heat from a laptop could sterilise you

I believe it only sterilizes you for a short time
maybe