Laptops can make you sterile? :O

[Tokthree]

I believe it only sterilizes you for a short time
maybe

It's not really sterilisation then, is it? It's just the result of masturbating 4 times in a row without any of the calorie burning

[Ad Bot]

[Cybersix]

How can temperature, something that constantly fluctuates for colder or hotter, permanently eliminate something which is constantly being reproduced by something that does not have it's productive abilities hindered by temperature?
Unless your testicles melt or something stupid like that there's no way the heat from a laptop could sterilise you

Because it kills the Sertoli cells that help develop the sperm.

[Mushroom man]

None of this is actually true. There have been hundreds of experiments proving that this is false.

[Tokthree]

Because it kills the Sertoli cells that help develop the sperm.

I hope you're being sarcastic.
What is room temperature? Room temperature is different in different places, since room temperature in the UK is around 5-10 degrees C what you're saying is that I could be rendered sterile if I went to the Amazon during a summer heatwave.

Intercontinental travel carries the risk of sterilisation, obviously

[JamestheLeet]

Let's just say you could cook bacon with the heat from my laptop.
Luckily I always keep it to the side of me.

[carolcat]

Let's just say you could cook bacon with the heat from my laptop.
Luckily I always keep it to the side of me.

cooking bacon while surfing the web
that's the way to do it.

[Cucumber!]

Laptop

Lap

I put it on my toes

[Cybersix]

I hope you're being sarcastic.
What is room temperature? Room temperature is different in different places, since room temperature in the UK is around 5-10 degrees C what you're saying is that I could be rendered sterile if I went to the Amazon during a summer heatwave.

Intercontinental travel carries the risk of sterilisation, obviously

The heat kills the cells.
Room temperature (scientifically) is 20-25 degrees Celsius.

[Jacob/Lee]

People living in the deserts are still giving birth. I think you'll be fine.

[JamestheLeet]

cooking bacon while surfing the web
that's the way to do it.

I have to be playing minecraft.
Or some high detail game.

[carolcat]

I have to be playing minecraft.

kill the pig
cook the bacon.

[Tokthree]

The heat kills the cells.
Room temperature (scientifically) is 20-25 degrees Celsius.

Tell that to the people who live and propagate in the Amazon and South Africa

[Night Fox]

I don't need sperm, as long as my p-spot and cowper's gland still function and liquid still comes out I'll be just fine

Conveniently, I just got a laptop. I figure I'll be sterile not too long in the future anyway, might as well be sooner.

lol

[Cybersix]

Tell that to the people who live and propagate in the Amazon and South Africa

Room temperature is different in different countries, yes. When it has to do with anything scientific room temperature doesn't literally the temperature of the room.

[Night Fox]

Room temperature is different in different countries, yes. When it has to do with anything scientific room temperature doesn't literally the temperature of the room.

I think that what he was getting at was that OP is wrong because those people have babies too