World's Saddest Internet Argument Techniques

[LizzyRascal]

Bump. We need this.

[Ad Bot]

[Mega-Bear]

So this is where people are getting their avatars from. :o

[Daemon18553]

I call the pantsed one.

[Aide33]

I call the be your own wingman

[Donro98]

New avatar get!

[Texan101]

"TEH FURST ANEMDENT ALOW ME TO SAY DAT"

Anyone using this one?

If not, I'mma take it.

[Jairo]

since everyone is taking sides, poll added

[Wedge]

http://www.mnei.nl/schopenhauer/38-stratagems.htm

[xxxxkill]

Anyone using this one?

If not, I'mma take it.

Just stopped using it, it's yours for the taking.

[Man 2]

Winning By Losing is priceless. It's like something a supervillain would do.
"You think you have me defeated, but it's truly YOU who have fallen into my genius trap!" >:D

[Daedalus]

passive-aggressive apology can be the best. 11's also good

[carolcat]

8 and 10 are annoying me so much right now. I'm not sure which one is pissing me off more, though.

[SeventhSandwich]

I don't think I've done any of these except for the Hotel California Guest a few times.

But even that isn't that bad lol

[Moppy]

The sad part of all this is some of these tactics remind me of my younger internet self.
Things were not looking out for me back then.

EDIT: Check out mah new avatar, man!