Author Topic: Unbelievable.  (Read 1178 times)

>minecraft
>full set of diamond stuff
>fall in lava
>/home
>forget i'm on singleplayer
>forgetforgetforgetforgetforge tforgetforgetforgetforgetforg etforgetforget

Look at sign "3DS for $249.99"
Buy one
Get bored and frustrated with it
Sell it for $200
Month later look at sign "3DS for $249.99 $169.99
Rage.
Before christmas there was this offer in Game to get a Nintendo 3DS for some rather good price (can't remember exactly now) if you traded in a Nintendo DSLite.
I happened to recieved a Nintendo DSLite for the christmas before, and was happy to exchange it for an upgrade as a christmas present from my parents.

Keep mentioning this for ages to my parents and they keep going on about how they'll go into town and trade the DSLite in and take the 3DS.
And they don't.
They keep ignoring it for day after day for about 2 weeks.

I'm getting annoyed at them for not getting it yet, because I know that the deal will probably be taken down soon.
Parents decide that they'll go in on Friday to trade it and get the 3DS, finally.
Friday comes, I'm at college, parents went into town, I come home, ask if they got it, they tell me that the deal had ended on that very same day. :/

>Start HL2
>Almost finished game
>Friend accidentally uninstalls HL2
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Computer gets virus
>System checkpoint
>Forgot to backup saves
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Get new laptop
>Be nice big bro and give laptop to sibling
>Sibling wipes drive
>Steam Cloud comes out a week later


>Start HL2
>Almost finished game
>Friend accidentally uninstalls HL2
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Computer gets virus
>System checkpoint
>Forgot to backup saves
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Get new laptop
>Be nice big bro and give laptop to sibling
>Sibling wipes drive
>Steam Cloud comes out a week later


Owch.

>Start HL2
>Almost finished game
>Friend accidentally uninstalls HL2
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Computer gets virus
>System checkpoint
>Forgot to backup saves
>Restart HL2
>Almost finished game
>Get new laptop
>Be nice big bro and give laptop to sibling
>Sibling wipes drive
>Steam Cloud comes out a week later



I blame global warming.


>Civilization V
>Rome and I are right next to each other
>Rome declares war on me
>attacking him with riflemen, he has infantry
>war drags on, main point of defense for me is a citadel on the southern border, on a hill, being held by riflemen
>get cannons
>take 2 of his useless cities, including one he founded on my southern border literally right in the middle of the war
>he offers a peace treaty in my favor, gives me half his remaining 8 cities
>peace treaty ends, he starts another goddamn war
>both of us have infantry and artillery
>continue fighting, no cities lost nor any taken
>unconditional peace, accept
>50 turns later, starts ANOTHER loving WAR
>both of us have tanks and mechanized infantry, I also have mobile missile artillery
>war rages on for 20 turns
>he is on the brink of taking one of my cities, one I actually got in the peace treaty from the war way back when and I had massively improved
>one more round of combat and the city is his
>RANDOMLY CALLS OFF THE WAR AND GOES HOME, MORE UNCONDITIONAL PEACE
>are you loving kidding me, what the hell

I'm building my forces including gunships, bombers, mechanized infantry, modern armor, cruise missiles and hopefully nukes then I'm going to stomp them into the dirt so hard they see mole people.

Oh, and I changed the game settings so you only win via domination. When I researched satellites, I saw the Ottoman empire finally. It's a Terra map, which means all empires are dumped on 1-2 continents with other continents out in the ocean to simulate the European Old World and the American New World, but with randomized land. They own basically an entire continent and have over 40 cities. And nukes, they have nukes. fml

>TF2
>Sniper challenges me to duel
>Challengeaccepted.png
>Play as Pyro
>Hide in general Sniping area
>He shows up with two Heavies and a Medic
>Assrape
>Are you loving kidding me

>TF2
>Sniper challenges me to duel
>Challengeaccepted.png
>Play as Pyro
>Hide in general Sniping area
>He shows up with two Heavies and a Medic
>Assrape
>Are you loving kidding me
Once got chased by a soldier back to my own base.
Low on health, about to enter spawn room and heal...
Walk backwards into the two heavies who just took our Intel.
Scout guts splattered everywhere.
2 feet from the spawn room doors. :c

>Empire Earth
>Attacking enemy's main base
>Destroy all the buildings and units they throw at me
>my ground troops get wasted by 30 nuclear bombers
>think I heavily damaged the AI's base
>sending more units in
>everything I destroyed was rebuilt
>Are you loving kidding me