that awkward moment when you go to take a piss

[Stocking]

cannot relate to anything in thread .-.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

my piss is clear

Piss is generally a yellow-ish color when your haven't been drinking a lot.

oh yeah?

well your mother's just a sadist and that's why she didn't administer anesthetic when she cut off your richard skin.

Let this not turn into a "Yo momma" joke thread.
Please, gentlemen, you're better than this.

cannot relate to anything in thread .-.

Flat crotch with a slit in it.

[Anti-Block]

cannot relate to anything in thread .-.

THIS IS A MANLY THREAD.

GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND EAT SOMEONE.

[Clone v.117]

cannot relate to anything in thread .-.

Just because you have perfect control of your snake.

[Night Fox]

oh yeah?
well your mother's just a sadist and that's why she didn't administer anesthetic when she cut off your richard skin.

;~;

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;~;

i kid.

your richard is as sensitive as your heart :)

[Lørd Tøny]

Is it awkward when your pee somehow lands in some girl's mouth instead of the toilet?

This seems to happen to me a lot.

[Anti-Block]

Is it awkward when your pee somehow lands in some girl's mouth instead of the toilet?

This seems to happen to me a lot.

is your name R.Kelly?

[Ningyou]

Is it awkward when your pee somehow lands in some girl's mouth instead of the toilet?

This seems to happen to me a lot.

pee special interest!!!

[Lørd Tøny]

is your name R.Kelly?

Take me to your special place, show me your pretty face!

[Night Fox]

i kid.
your richard is as sensitive as your heart :)

is that a good thing

[Anti-Block]

Take me to your special place, show me your pretty face!

if  r.kelly ever invites me to his "special place", i'm going to have to decline

is that a good thing

well, you wouldn't want to have a richard with no nerve endings.

[Lørd Tøny]

cannot relate to anything in thread .-.

I know a girl who pees standing up.

[rockslide26]

I know a girl who pees standing up.

How exactly did you figure this out?

[Night Fox]

well, you wouldn't want to have a richard with no nerve endings.

I guess