Colonize Antarctica? Why can't we just move to Greenland where no one gives a stuff except Denmark.
uhhWhere will our food come from?And our trees?And our internets?
Magic and penguins
In any case, I will bring strap-ons so we can love the penguins better.
but we're all guys anywayexcept Carol
forget that.I'm going to the ocean floor.Evolution will allow my descendants to become a powerful water dwelling race, and we shall enslave mankind!
WHO WILL JOIN ME!?
Does the pooper count?
if it fits, forget it
A penguin BJ would probably be preeeeetty bad.
How will you enslave mankind if you can't breathe air?
Let's just dump all of this oil here...
any bird sucking your richard wouldn't be enjoyable