Women Who Are Raped Should Have Their Rapist’s Baby Because It’s A Gift From God

[carolcat]

Pretty sure God doesn't help us because we ate a rotten apple a billion years ago or something.

It was a apple fruit from the Tree of Knowledge if I remember correctly.

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[Jairo]

isn't santorum the sloshy result of brown town love consisting of lube and feces

[Swholli]

No guys, it's cool.

See this homie, what was his name, Jesus? Yeah.

Jesus came down and died for all of our sins.

We're allowed to be awesome again so long as we unconditionally love him, sheepishly forget to question our surroundings, and believe in a book written 2000 years but apply it to modern day (though as it turns out you don't even have to follow the book 100% and still be cool).

[Gojira]

It was an apple from the Tree of Knowledge if I remember correctly.

a FRUIT from the tree of knowledge

it is never explicitly stated that this was an apple.
could've been a banana
an orange
a pear
anything.

[Jairo]

a FRUIT from the tree of knowledge

it is never explicitly stated that this was an apple.
could've been a banana
an orange
a pear
anything.

scientists believe it was a pomegranate
 

[TeslaCoil]

Not to mention a woman did it 

[carolcat]

a FRUIT from the tree of knowledge

it is never explicitly stated that this was an apple.
could've been a banana
an orange
a pear
anything.

yeah that

[Riot]

Not to mention a woman did it 

Ohoho.

Does the bible have any kitchen jokes?

[carolcat]

Ohoho.

Does the bible have any kitchen jokes?

I doubt it.
Feel free to read through it and tell me if you find one, though.

[Funkadelic]

forget, another religous cook trying to become president.

[Kevdude]

forget, another religous cook trying to become president.

[carolcat]

-snip-

i'm laughing more than i should

[Dodger]

Direct abortions suck in any instance. The intentional termination of human offspring in development will never be accepted by me.

But Santorum is doing it wrong, yes.

[Davy]

I'm Pro-Choice and this only strengthens my ideals.

[Nickelob Ultra]

>no contraceptives

So what, we shouldn't be able to exercise the right to use birth control just because you want people to only forget for babies and not for pleasure?  What is this, the medieval ages?