Author Topic: Video Game Review Contest - $15 Steam Game Prize  (Read 717 times)

I have to write a video game review for a school assignment, but I'm crippled by my own laziness. Whoever can write one that's interesting and funny enough that I'd actually want to submit for a grade, I'll buy them a $15 game on Steam. You can review whatever video game you like but it has to be school-appropriate.

That is all.


As a father lesbian soccer mom I often find my boys trying new things. One of the more common things are playing video games. I am aware that there is a common Christian hate for these Evil, satan filled, disks of hate. But I understand that for my boys to learn not to be gay, they must learn that there are Homoloveuals out there. Well, today I came home and found my sons Credit Card laying on my table. Yes, I am aware that these plastic cards are Satans tool into our soul, because they prompt you to purchase researchographic videos on the internet, but I got my sons one because they need to, again, learn about homoloveuals. I look at the funds on the card and find that $20.00 have been taken off of it to purchase a game called “Blockland – The game where you build stuff.

I most certainly do NOT want my child building this hateful sin. I run into his room, full in a rage, to find him on the games forums, sleeping. I do a quick search of the forums, and find the sinful creator of the game, “Badspot”. What does this mean for our children! Badspot! This is clearly directly in relationship with researchographic pictures. His avatar is of a man asking for love! I was surprised with my child for even looking at this horrible stuff!

Even more searching found me in the games sinful region, the Games section! This section is all about distressful things, they speak of purchasing games on a program called “Steam”, which is obviously a gay researchographic recruitment site.

And my final argument, is the people you play in this game. In this game you play as a “Blockhead” which obviously is an internet term for Homoloveual. Here is a picture of the player you are MADE to play!

I almost threw up. So please, lesbian soccer mom committee (LSMC), watch your kids. This game is full of Homoloveual players who want to eat your childs Pee Hole.

So plagiarism

ya, i hate this class. the last thing i want is for them to use stocking-quality writing for their own benefit


An essay on SKYRIM
Issues surrounding SKYRIM can never be over brown townysed. Underestimate SKYRIM at your peril. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, SKYRIM is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the over 50, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into SKYRIM.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however SKYRIM cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon SKYRIM. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, SKYRIM will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Housing
Prices   


SKYRIM

What a splendid graph. Well housing prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by SKYRIM due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing SKYRIMism and post-SKYRIMism.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by one of the great political brown townysts Odysseus Lionel Forbes richardinson 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with SKYRIM. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of SKYRIM to politics is 'participation'.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires SKYRIM, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

To reiterate, SKYRIM must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enlightens our daily lives, provides financial security and it is human.

Let's finish with a thought from star Whoopi Beckham: 'You win some, you loose some, but SKYRIM wins most often.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] richardinson - I Am The richardinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] My SKYRIM! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing



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I have written a report.


Title: Why minecraft is epic!

Body: It just is



Good enough?

Team Fortress 2
Hats, nuff said.

Uh, what if the teacher does a plagiarism search? Then you're forgeted with a rake.

Uh, what if the teacher does a plagiarism search? Then you're forgeted with a rake.
We modify our posts, simple as that.

An essay on skyrim

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of skyrim. The constantly changing fashionable take on skyrim demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably skyrim is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about skyrim. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the easily lead, who just don't like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is skyrim.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they borrowed much from skyrim. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, skyrim cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Did I mention how lovely skyrim is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to skyrim, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, skyrim fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Inflation    

      skyrim

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that skyrim is of great importance. Seemingly inflation, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by skyrim due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting skyrimism and post-skyrimism.

In the words of a legend in their own life time, Achilles B. Adger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to skyrim by his mother. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was skyrim.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for skyrim?

Conclusion

In my opinion skyrim plays a large part in the lives of all. It questions, puts out 'fires',, though skyrim brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly skyrim.

Let's finish with a thought from star Elvis J. Fox: 'I love skyrim? Yes! Hurray for skyrim!' [3]

Superman 64

Superman 64 is truly an intellectual classic. From the groundbreaking graphical innovations to the genuinely puzzling gameplay, every aspect of this game was of top notch for its time. Superman 64 was one of many titles to have a "64" appended to it's name - representing the Nintendo 64, the console it was released on. When first launching the game, the player is met with a superbly drawn menu screen consisting of several options. Starting the game launches the player into a bright and vivid world, however said world does not come without challenge. The player is immediately thrown a curve ball, a timer appears and they must now fly through a difficult series of rings. Upon completion of the rings, the player must act quickly to pick up cars and throw them, saving innocent civilians on the wide open streets below. Superman 64 was a smash hit, earning a spot on the top sellers list in June of 1999. Overall this game is heavily demanding upon player's wit and skill, but should the player react accordingly, the end result is worth it. Superman 64 is a gem suitable for everyone that will last throughout the ages.






the joke is that it's the worst loving game ever
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7ajv7zkHU

edit: forget redundancy
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