Total Members Voted: 39
If Rick Perry isn't president I hope Vermin Supreme is.
oh god I hope this is sarcasm
Sorry but hes gonna make it law to brush teeth and I don't like to brush my teeth
Vermin will do just about as much good for this country as all the other candidates so why not elect the badass one.
Not brushing your teeth for a couple days usually results in the ability to corrode metal by breathing on it.Bad-breathed super soldiers ftw