Poll

Which character is best character? block is hot

Block Box
3 (10.3%)
Gen Mentel
4 (13.8%)
Masterofrocks
5 (17.2%)
Alex Aroth (GAY!!!)
5 (17.2%)
Marcus Persson
3 (10.3%)
Captain Face
2 (6.9%)
Menen
6 (20.7%)
Bridget <---- girls name!
1 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 29

Author Topic: The Metrorna Tale - post u cigarettealotsss  (Read 14468 times)

I shall preform the Quantum Pile Driver. This move shall force their bodies into another plane of existance!

Knock the lights out, then knock their lights out

Press secret button on headphones and release ear destroying noises

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Or convince them to stop their awkward and dangerous shenanigans and resist the requirement to conduct chaotic combat.

Then again, watching is fun too


cigarettedate upgot
oh sorry i forgot about this
later today ill update
theres no time to explain!


MEGA UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE:

gen mentel tries to convince a member and because of high intelligence and charm he does! (rly hard to do)

but someone notices!!

he runs up to him and...

WHAMMO! crit to face! he goes for seconds but...

due to high intel and charm he blocks the attack but with his not so great strength he cannot counter!

bridget comes in as fast as a ninja and swings his sword that manages to cut the hobos arm off

gen gets the hell outta there as the other enemies draw closer... whats that? menen comes in!

he makes a leap of fate and

kicks does suckas in the face slightlu ripping his left testicle. <--- jk

one of them gets knocked out cold while the other uns straight into bridgets blade

everyone died

the owner of the shop thanks you

EARNINGS:
200$
50 respect

FREE DRINKS

now wat do

Drink soda until everyone gets diabetes.

Drink soda until everyone gets passes out
Gentlemanliness ftw

Proceed to find more places to raid for no reason

it's a katana, not a sword

Bridget: Cut the de-armed cigarette and the dropkicked cigarette's heads off just to be sure

then chug a pepsi
« Last Edit: February 07, 2012, 12:59:18 PM by Cybertails1998 »

Proceed to drink ALL THE SODA

Get a 6-pack and make soda molotovs

I don't want to be a sniper anymore since I barely get to do anything.