Author Topic: Lets send a letter to Mojang!  (Read 4934 times)

the ones that stole my chocolate



Dear mojang, Where the forget is all that double deluxe extra chewy chocolate bars you promised? I need them for my secret weapon that chocolatifies whatever it touches. If not, then I will mine all the diamonds out of your office. Bitch. With them gone you cannot insert a coin to new bullstuff that breaks my game so it is impossible for Kalphiter to host. Next time don't forcefully remove cool features like booster carts because they were really cool. The villagers are mad, chocolate is lacking, and cows are flying over moons. I'd like to ask what you do to get delicious chocolate ass. Also, I hate the cavemen squidwards, the ones that stole my chocolate. and a wolf died cuz I ate it.




With love (of chocolate),

the Blockland Forearms.

Don't forget to make a Blockland splash.

P.P.S

You are a monday.


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