You will probably end up treating it like you treat everyone on the forums.
Ignorant.
I have had it for 5 years.
What? Wouldn't you have already killed it by now?
The dog must hate you every second it lives then.I feel bad for it just having to know you.
I'm a good person.
Don't be rude.It's a terrible quality.
Tell that to the dog.
It weeds out people who are overly sensitive.It's worked well so far.
It doesn't know English.
If you gave it the proper education and not physically abuse it all day, perhaps it would.