1) Your child is not a person at this stage.
It is nothing more than a walking piece of meat that needs to be fed.
My dog has more intellectual properties than your child at its stage.
2) No, you will keep your child out of my thread permanently because this thread is about my dog, not your child.
This forum is public, and if I want to participate in the thread about your child, and I remain on the topic of your child, then I am more than welcome there.
It's not harassment, and your contract is invalid because it contains ludicrous details.
3) Civil and good-natured?
That's blatant flaming and antagonizing right there.
I think the medical community as a whole agrees that a child is a person with his or her own personality even before birth.
Your dog will remain at the same intellectual level it's entire life, my child will far surpass your pooch by age 3.
Then no, I will not stop posting pics of my kid in your thread as you say, it is an open and free forums. My child can and will apply to your thread as I post reaction shots of her reacting to pictures of your dog.
A contract does not need to be more specific than one single sentence. My contract was simple. Stay out of my thread and I'll stay out of yours.
You began with a rude and dismissive post and I retaliated. Since that initial post, I have been more than civil in trying to deal with you and I feel that you should do the same. The least you can do is learn what is considered appropriate conduct in contributing to a thread since you obviously do not have the proper inclination on what is considered offensive to others.
Drawing pictures in the manner you have done has been agreed by all those who have viewed them as inappropriate. It does not matter at that point what you believe is appropriate or not, the community as a whole agrees you are being rude, dismissive, harassing, and a general ignoramus. This should be behavior that needs not be repeated in these forums period. To do so, shows a complete lack of respect and total disregard for the online harassment policy stated in the rule section of these forums and should be more than enough to provide the moderators to remove you from the forums permanently.
If you still at this point insist that you have done no wrong, then you, my friend, have no hope to be a positive contributing member of society and should be locked up in a mental institution for the remainder of your said life.