Author Topic: Jetlok has to write a poem  (Read 2497 times)

roses are red
violets are blue
if violets are blue, then why the forget is it synonymous with purple

Violets are red
Roses are blu'd
If there is an MLP post
we are quite screwed.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2012, 11:55:22 PM by dargereldren »

Roses are red, I'll kill you
Because violets are purple, not loving blue.


proper poem by an asian
you can't fail if you turn this in

There once was a man named Pete,
His noes was as big as his feet,
He went to bed and was surprised as he said
"my nose poked a hole in the sheet"

-year 8 poem

jetlok likes talking in 3rd person

so does maroon.  :cookieMonster:

In this world oh so large, there is places to discover,
We can fly like a kite, there's just no need to recover!
Why not soar like a plane, or glide like a bird?
We can journey in places - oh so absurd!
Without any limits, we can never quit,
Adventures are delightful, oh you must admit.
No more time to stop and rest, no more time to stop and think
We'll be off to great places before you even blink
The moon will call us over, the stars will watch us fly
So friend, what are you waiting for? Adventure time is nigh.

:D
« Last Edit: January 29, 2012, 05:52:46 AM by Big Brother »

I might be able to help, but what is the exact criteria? 10+ lines about anything? give me a subject and I might whip something up. No promises about quality, but I'll try.

SHEEPS

sheeps are cool
they live in a pool
with their fuzzy little bodies
they seem so un-naughty
but they are evil
they aren't nice
and
this is the 8th line
and
i'm done now


i'm pretty sure you want to be a sheep
they're cool
« Last Edit: January 29, 2012, 09:43:03 AM by Bahamut »

eh, i'll try this one.

Sheep

Little sheep,
little lamb,
don't go over
to the greenest land
You will not
You can not
What did I say?
Little sheep,
little lamb?
What have you done?

If you use this one, It's about a lamb that doesn't follow the rest and goes to the greenest pastures, "what have you done" can be interpreted as something good, or something bad has happened to the sheep, depending on the readers interpretation.

cuz poems are supposed to be vague like that, idk.

that's all I got for today, hope it helped.

thanks for the idea Bahamut.

why, at any point in your entire life, would you need to write a poem

school is supposed to educate its users

this is just stupid
this is the best one.


Ignore the "happy valentines day!" thing.

My life was sweet just a day ago
when I was introduced to a herb
It made me drop my ego
and accept myself as part of the herd

I lost my anger and dropped my plans
I found myself able to make amends
Through my trip I made more friends
who to this day continue to lend a hand

That is a general story of my experience
with the substance known as marijuana.

I’d throw myself to dark abyss
And in that moment know the bliss
Of seeing new with opened eyes
And falling down from brilliant skies
And feeling chilled by rushing wind
And knowing not that I have sinned
I cannot throw myself away
I have to face each coming day
Because of others I now know
I cannot leave, I cannot go
I need to help whoever needs
If you or any other reads
This poem then I hope that you
Will just remember what I’d do
And why I wrote this poem then
When I knew all of mice and men
And how in truth the chance this has
Of being read is tiny as
The sliver of a shivering moon
Or the casket’s thread of a cocoon

Excerpt from stupid poem, this is the part I like the best. I was going overboard with drama and imagery, but that's poetry for you.

OP must make a poll of the best ones <:D