Jetlok has to write a poem

[Jetlok]

yeah so hi i'm jetlok
for SCHOOL i have to WRITE a POEM and it has to be 10+ lines
i'm bad at writing poems. well, not really. it's just that i dont knoW WHAT TO WRITE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
free verse, that means no special stuff just A GODDAMN POEM. no rhyming required and forgetin unlimited syllables.
and it has to have some literARY DEVICES LIKE similes and goddamn METAPHORS AND PERrichardIFICATION AND ALLTITERATION
aaaand it has to be about jetlok's dreams
being jetlok, I have no loving insane dreams and never think of the future, because I know that nothing special is going to happen to me and my life is going to be extremely normal just like everyone elses
so
um
mister community
will you help jetlok write a poem?
will you give him false imaginary generic dreams?
or at least give stuffty herpderp joke poems or terrible ones and i'll just cut some of the good/usable parts out and use them to form some jetlok-master-race-poem

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[Kira100000]

roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at poetry
bitch show me your tits

[Ector]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

[carolcat]

there once was a sheepity
who went leapity leapity
the time was quite dire
and he lept in a fire
as he cried, 'meepity meepity'

yeah i'm so helpful

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

The beautiful magical flowers that bounce with ease have wonderful powers among the gumball trees :P

[watercore]

Jetlok was like a bird
seconds from getting eaten
by a totally zomg amazing cat
He was screwedddd.

He used to have hopes and dreams
of eating candy colored spleens
like charlie sheens,
he don't give a deeeemn

Also alliterations are always
amazingly atrocious
and anyone attracted
to them
is
absolutely and undeniably amazingly aaaaaaaand all-of-the-abovingly
STUPID




Am I gud?

[IkeTheGeneric]

So one day I shoot a guy
And he was like "dude why did you shoot me I might die"
I replied with "How do you do"
And he did die. It was tragically insane.
When I drove home I chose the left lane.
I also had to take a huge stuff.

Oranges.

[soba]

why, at any point in your entire life, would you need to write a poem

school is supposed to educate its users

this is just stupid

[watercore]

why, at any point in your entire life, would you need to write a poem

For some sort of contest to win something.

[Jetlok]

-bluh-
Am I gud?

nope

it has to be about GOAL DREAMS, not DREAM DREAMS, not the ones you have when you sleep
and it has to be real
like
O DEAR JETLOKS DREAM WAS TO BE A CACTUS

[soba]

For some sort of contest to win something.

why, at any point in your entire life, would you need to write a poem

your argument only applies if I had said something along the lines of "why would you want to write a poem"

[watercore]

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who had a terrible stutter
He said
Puh puh puh puh please
can I be an astronaut when I grow up?

THERE IS YOUR GOAL

[Sabbin]

This is line one
this is line two
I wish you'd like this poem
because I sure do.
this is line five
this is line six
it's hard to rhyme with six without sounding stupid
I think this bump is a hive
this is line nine
this is line ten
This is the end of my poem
Go away

[.::Taboo::.]

[.:FancyPants:.]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Makes sense.