Write Blockland related poems here!

[Big Brother]

I thought this would be a pretty interesting topic to make. Any good poems I shall place into the poll to determine the best.

Requirements
Should probably rhyme, although this isn't as strict as the rules below
Six or more lines with the exception of haikus
No 'roses are red, violets are blue' stuff like that
Actually try to make it good
Please don't use centering in your poems
Any exceptionally good poems will go in the OP. I'll start.

"The console has opened, the game has just begun.
It's time to start a server, place bricks one by one!
Shoot a rocket, pickpocket and drive a huge tank,
Build houses, get admin and pull loads of pranks!
Ride high in the sky with flying wheeled things,
Oh the fun will never stop until the fat Blockhead sings,
Lead armies, make war, all under your command,
There's so much to do in the land of Blockland!"

[Ad Bot]

[Nyskel]

Do haikus count?

[Count]

Count came in, in his throat a lump,
So he went ahead, and gave this thread a bump.
 

Damn someone beat me to it.

[ChexGuy331]

forget off I'll make couplets if I want to.

He really seemed quite blonde
For all he did was bitch about the editor wand.

[Big Brother]

Do haikus count?

Yeh they're fine

forget off I'll make couplets if I want to.

He really seemed quite blonde
For all he did was bitch about the editor wand.

[alien 01]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I play Blockland and you should too
wtf i should learn how to read OPs

[Big Brother]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I play Blockland and you should too

read the requirements please

[Mr. Jelly]

Ode to Blockheads

From Badspot to Ephi
to Pablo to Khain
This poem you see,
Brings me lots of pain
Blockhead11116
Making only red 1x1 bricks
Why is it
That we have so many members
That are absolute stuff
Masterchiefsonicxx101
Saying such things
Like that he's Badspot's son
I'd love to give Badspot a ring
and see if I've won
Why is it
that so many servers
are stuff
As an observer
If I can get out
Of your bedroom DM
That's something you should do something about
Free admin, they say
a 1/32 server
I mean, hey
As a preserver
please keep this place empty
Blockheads
Why

[Big Brother]

bump

[ShadowYoshi294]

EDIT: I seriously fail at reading.

[Captain Crazy]

start a new server
a child arrives, asks one thing
"can I be the doge"

[Club559]

Welcome to Blockland! Enjoy your stay.
You're a noob, by the way.

[popman98]

He asked me how to jump, I told him to press the space bar. Everything he does nowdays is to masturbate with a tuna jar.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Okay, my last post accidentally broke the rules. Now here's a retake.
--
"CNA EYE PLZ PLZ PZL B ADMAN?"
"No, but you can receive a permaban."
--

[Skyfrost.]

How2 be doge they say
Roll with the times, okay
is what they say
when I tell them they cant