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So which of you are creationists? I need to know who to make fun of.

started warfare
People start wars, not gods. As long as people exist violence will. Stop being a whiny little stuff forget

How do you know what makes God happy?
how do you know what makes him happy?

How do you know what makes God happy?
By definition, an omnipotent being feels how it wants, right?

And happiness comes from doing what you want. So, unless God forces himself to be unhappy then he is happy. Because he can do anything.

If you could do anything, would you choose to be unhappy?


how do you know what makes him happy?

You just got schooled

I find it funny that Athiests know more about religion and the world than Christians do. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Crusades.
jesus didn't start that war, the Pope did
catholics have always been dumb anyway

but god can do everything. parents cant
With the right amount of financing, anything is possible!

The example was a bit disjointed, I realize that. The basic point I was trying to get across is that, at least in my belief, God is a parent. And while a good parent does all they can for their child, part of such is allowing them to fall. It doesn't mean He wants us to. It doesn't mean He enjoys it. And it doesn't mean He isn't there, at some point, to help us back up. But Experience is the best professor and Failure its prime teaching utensil. And if we are to learn to walk, we must stumble. And if we are to learn to get back up, we must first fall....

So which of you are creationists? I need to know who to make fun of.
present

how do you know what makes him happy?
I have a special book that tells me that :P

By definition, an omnipotent being feels how it wants, right?

And happiness comes from doing what you want. So, unless God forces himself to be unhappy then he is happy. Because he can do anything.

If you could do anything, would you choose to be unhappy?
happiness does not come from doing what you want.

So which of you are creationists? I need to know who to make fun of.

Hello.

Crusades.
If you believe in no god, then he can't start war. Even if religion never existed, people would continue to fight. And also, why do we care so much about the crusades? It happened so long ago and some sand mondays and christcigarettes died, shouldn't we be happy?

I have a special book that tells me that :P
how is the bible any different from any other fiction book

jesus didn't start that war, the Pope did
catholics have always been dumb anyway
And why did the Pope start the war? Because God/Jesus told him to. Either he personally sent an Angel or the bible told him, but the God wants everyone to be Christian. And Allah wants everyone to be Muslim. SO...

Who is stronger, Allah or the Christian God?

happiness does not come from doing what you want.
Then where does it come from? Cause I'm pretty damn happy when I do what I want...

And why did the Pope start the war? Because God/Jesus told him to. Either he personally sent an Angel or the bible told him, but the God wants everyone to be Christian. And Allah wants everyone to be Muslim. SO...

Who is stronger, Allah or the Christian God?
No one came to the pope. A lot of popes were starfishs

And why did the Pope start the war? Because God/Jesus told him to.
no
the Pope started the war because there were Muslims in the holy city