One time I got bit in the nads by a fire ant.
Î̞̲̟͎̠̬ͅ ͙̫̳͔͇̀̾͐ẉ͇̰̭ͥ̀a̛̼̺̗̞ͬš̜͉̖͈̠͍̐ͧ̒ ͏͖͉̦̲͕ c͏l͚̹̹̘̹̘̂̈́ͧ̾ͤ͛̆ơ̹̳̭̂̄͋̒ͩ̀̆t̫̲͞h̸̝͕̦̠̀ͬe͎͎̅̋̈́͗͛͌ͅd̸̞͎̞̯̄ͅ.̸̼̭̙͔̦̞͊͗ͮ̀̅̀ ̻̻̩͇̜̣̃̓̄ ̵̳͇̰̜̤̅̈͊ͤ̈́͗̅Y̮̹̘̩̻̺͠o̱̠͓͗͌ͭ͑ͯ͜u̺̰̻̻̱͙͊́͂ͧ̊̅̀́'͍̅́̉̋͌̀r̮͓͙͂ͬ͂ͤ̈̾͜e̠ ̪̹̟̣͔̙̋ͪ̃n̯̽̋͊͋̄̀ͥ͜e̘͔̤̘ͅv͙͈͓̲̹̌̃ͣͯͅͅe̸͔̹͔̦̓̎ͣ͛r̂ͣ҉͓̭̰̬̗̤̫͖͖̼̤͑ͩ͋ͮͭ̓̿͒ͮ͑̂ͩͪ̐̀͞͠ͅs̢̱͍̞͈͚͍̫ͥ̅ͥ́ͯͩ͗̒̌͗ͬ̚͘͟͠͡a̵̡͚̮͓̘̥̮͍̹͉̤ͤ̈̍̏̅̋̏͗́̕f̟̗̜͍͍̝̼̗̤̻̲̮̭͖̫̯ͫ̎̅̾͊̈̆̎͂́ͭ̎͒̈̑͞ͅe̢̛͒̾̇̆̒̂ͬͫ̿ͨ͋ͧ͂̾͛ͩ̃̇̈̕҉͍͚̞̫̪̱̳͢.̶̑ͣ̋̉̉ͨ͆̄̉̑͑̍̆̓̽͊̊̀͏̴̧͉̣̪̭̭͓̞̰̟̣.