Dont worry my face broke my fall

[Kumquat]

Riding my bike really fast and loving shoe laces get caught in the chain and I go flying into the asphalt face first. I had to go to the ER overnight, and I can hardly eat anything.

Anyone else here do have to go to the ER for any reason?

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[ghost_man]

Ouch.
Also, nope.

[GenaralSkar]

When I was like four or something I cracked my head open on an elevated part of my living room that held the fireplace.

[Trogtor]

the above three posters are all spies

oh god why

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Well, atleast you still have your face..right?

Also, nope.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Fell off a slide and broke my skull at age 3.

All = Explained

[Destroyer]

Ouch...

I loving hate the ER, you sit their for 3 hours. My dad told me the one time he went to the ER and had to wait for hours, sitting across from him was a man holding a motorcycle helmet with a branch sticking through his shoulder. Just casually sitting there.

[e-maxx]

 sitting across from him was a man holding a motorcycle helmet with a branch sticking through his shoulder. Just casually sitting there.

ow

[Mushroom man]

Owwwwww that sounds painful.
I know I got a concussion tobogganing once, and I probably went to the ER, but that was a while ago so I can't really remember it. And I lost all memory of what actually happened, so my parents had to describe how I got it.

[carolcat]

when i got appendicitis
i remember playing tic-tac-toe with a girl who had swallowed a bunch of coins

[Otis Da HousKat]

A couple of summers ago I was doing sweet tricks on my bike and tried to jump a fairly wide ditch. I landed wrong bounced off my bike and went face first into a bed of sharp rocks and prickly cacti.

I spent the next two hours with tweezers getting needles out of my skin. 

[e-maxx]

A couple of summers ago I was doing sweet tricks on my bike and tried to jump a fairly wide ditch. I landed wrong bounced off my bike and went face first into a bed of sharp rocks and prickly cacti.

I spent the next two hours with tweezers getting needles out of my skin. 

is the bike ok?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

when i got appendicitis
i remember playing tic-tac-toe with a girl who had swallowed a bunch of coins

My brain was so forgeted I couldn't speak for a day, much less play a game

[?]

Owwwwww that sounds painful.
I know I got a concussion tobogganing once, and I probably went to the ER, but that was a while ago so I can't really remember it. And I lost all memory of what actually happened, so my parents had to describe how I got it.

Are you sure that actually happened? What if they lied to you?

[Isaac Fox]

I have to go to the hospital once or twice a year to have them check on my left leg, because it's slightly shorter than my right.

No-one's perfectly symmetrical, right?