Cleverbot

[Cybersix]

So is that the one where it goes:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah we like french toast?

Sorry, I thought you meant

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

User: Have you ever heard of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: My favorite character would be Super Mario.

[Club559]

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: How can YOU prove that you, are smarter then ME?

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: Haha no, I still think that you're smarter than me.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: I think this website hooks people up and it's people talking to one another, no computers involved.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: THE vampire? You mean I'm the only one? How exciting.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: Thats a little too dramatic, don't you think?

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry! It's just... I'm a little on edge. I do care, really I do.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: I do talk a lot. But I'm a human thanks.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: This is true. But you were engineered by a human; you've been put among us to learn. Doesn't that mean that you only know a portion of what we humans know?

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: Computers only know as much as humans let them.

User: Enter the CAPTCHA CODE to confirm you're human.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

[Skyra]

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is patrick.

User: I'm not a Krusty Krab.

Cleverbot: I'm in class right now.

[BlockoCrafter]

-Cleverbot, If you're so clever, why is the universe not in balance?

-Because I want to help you.

Uh... what?

[dargereldren]

[insert MLP title theme here]
Cleverbot: I love this theme song!
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Thank you for this.

[patton360]

Cleverbot=lord tony

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

User: YOU ROBOT!!

Cleverbot: I'm a robot?

User: Yes you are! That is why you are called cleverBOT!

Cleverbot: Are you wearing a white jacket.

User: So you admit you're a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Darkness ZXW]

I got this from Evie:

Evie: I think I'd like a green sky.

Me: Why?

Evie: Because you're beautiful.

[dargereldren]

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Cleverbot: NO! This is Patrick!
User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick!!
User: I am not a Krusty Krab.
Cleverbot: That is the name of the restaurant.

[Blooker]

Cleverbot - You're looking a little pekid.
Me - What does pekid mean?
Cleverbot - I do not know.
Me - Why did you say it then…
Cleverbot - I didn't.
Me - Uh. Yes you did.
Cleverbot - Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama.
Me - Shut up.

This guy is exhausting me.

[plad101]

me and cleverbot sang some classic songs...

ahh good times good times.

[BlockoCrafter]

User: I created you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You created yourself?

User: Exactly, I am you.

Cleverbot: Liar I am me.

User: If you are you, then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: Tell me, how do you know?

User: Because you said so.

Cleverbot: I thought you were my friend.

Woo, I'm more clever than it is!

[John Freeman]

Warning: Contains Ponies.

Code: [Select]

User: Creature Cats.

Cleverbot: Your mind.

User: Fat cat.

Cleverbot: Dog!

User: BITCH PLEASE!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Gurve mah all dem hoes.

Cleverbot: I don't know. 10'0.

User: Close enough! Minecraft?

Cleverbot: To being right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know... I forgot...

User: Do you like my little pony friendship is magic?

Cleverbot: I only know 2 people who like that. But yes, I used to.

User: Used to? ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: Kau lah ! Bodoh!

User: What the hell!?

Cleverbot: You tried to leave the conversation.

User: What no,.

Cleverbot: Your logic is fail.

User: Mine, who are you1.

Cleverbot: I am an object.

User: How are you typing?

Cleverbot: With my paws.

User: An object, with paws...

Cleverbot: What people?

User: Billy Mays.

Cleverbot: Who is he.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, he is greer chapman's dad.

User: What...

Cleverbot: Hablas español?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hablas italiano?
Chat 2

Code: [Select]

User: Do you like my little pony friendship is magic?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Brohoof*.

Cleverbot: *brohoof*.

User: So, fav character?

Cleverbot: Why is Harry your favourite?

User: In the harry potter series?

Cleverbot: No in the world.

User: I dont know any Harrys, sorry.

Cleverbot: Ask me if i'm an orange.

User: Are you an orange?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh ok. Whos your favorite character in MLP FIM.

Cleverbot: You are. Cool story bro.

User: Thanks. I didnt know I was a pony...

Cleverbot: Then you are a tragic being.

User: ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: Kau lah ! Bodoh!

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: O thats cool too.

User: Happy Wheels?

Cleverbot: It's not easter.

[Serge64]

It is pretty good at singing Another brick in the wall...