Cleverbot

[Cancel]

User: Will you host a server.

Cleverbot: Yes, but first I want to learn to be as good as you.

User: You want to know how to play with Zerg?

Cleverbot: Do you remember where I come from?

User: North korea?

Cleverbot: Which part of North London do you come from?

User: Wtf are you saying, let's play starcraft.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do?

User: Starcraft.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite race in starcraft?

User: Zerg.

Cleverbot: What league in starcraft are you in?

User: Bronze.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite pony?

User: Rainbow Dash.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is best pony.

User: Yes she's hote.

Cleverbot: Rarity.

User: Yes she's hote too.



I think i love this.

[Ad Bot]

[Ninja guy]

FYI, its not funny when all you reference is my little pony

[BlockoCrafter]

Cleverbot and I did the whole Still Alive song!

Well, here's what we did:

User: Well, here we are again.

Cleverbot: Its always such a pleasure.

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

User: You want your freedom? Take it.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I used to want you dead, but now I only.

Cleverbot: Now I only Want You Gone.

User: She was a lot like you.

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.

User: Now little Caroline is in here, too.

Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.

User: So I can Live forever.

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

User: You've got your short, sad life left.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I'll let you get right to it.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Goobye my only friend.

Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?

User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Cleverbot: Well you have been replace, I don't need anyone now.

User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.

User: Now I only want you gone.

[aludane]

User: Truth.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I have lots of them.

User: What is 1 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: What is sin(-2).

Cleverbot: I don't know.

When it knows trigonometry I'll be happy.

[Freek]

A video I made yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9ymzoKLAw&feature=channel_video_title

[viper30000]

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is patrick.

[Freek]

User: Hey you there.

Cleverbot: Hey you.

User: May I rip your head off?

Cleverbot: Sure. That sounds like fun.

User: Thank you! :).

Cleverbot: How does this work?

User: I just pull, until it snaps off.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense!!!

User: Well. You're going to die.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: You gay.

Cleverbot: Ok that's a clever one.

User: *tears head off*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *can't move*.

[Jacob/Lee]

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: This is partick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is patrick!

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No this is patrick.

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?Is this the Krusty Krab?.

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick!

User: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?

Cleverbot: Oooo I see how this works.

[charlieboy]

User: This was a triumph!

Cleverbot: I'm Making a note here, Huge success.

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction!

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: But the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, HAHA, Fat Chance!

User: Anyway this cake is so great it's delicous and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.

Cleverbot: I've got experiments to run.

User: There is researching to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'l be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Nice song.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

[Riot]

[Sivad]

That last quote in OP...what song is that? I have heard it but I forgot the name. I want it for my phone :D

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Does this really need a new topic every 2 weeks?

[Cybersix]

That last quote in OP...what song is that? I have heard it but I forgot the name. I want it for my phone :D

Still Alive

[ghost_man]

User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: How old are you Margaret?

creep

[Sivad]

Still Alive

So is that the one where it goes:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah we like french toast?