Poll

Cool story

Yes
3 (14.3%)
No
6 (28.6%)
WTF
1 (4.8%)
Hahahahha you spelled "gunshot wrong" hahaha
11 (52.4%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Author Topic: How I got hurt... 3 times...  (Read 717 times)

4 days ago, I was playing street hockey with my friends Matt, Simon, Alex, and Hubert. We are playing normally when Matt, the best player there, shoots a loving slapshot going maybe 70 MP/H and I jumped in front of it (to protect the goalie from getting his brains blown out) and it hits me in my leg, and I fall down. It was, unfortunately, the place where I got badly hurt a week before. I fell and it hurt...
The second time, I was chasing the puck (or... ball I should say) and my hockey stick was going towards it and it hits the concrete wall so hard that the (this sounds wrong) butt end hit my balls so hard I fell down until some guy came up and asked if Im ok...
The third time the ball was going to me when it bounced off my stick and hit my eye. Bad pass.
I wasnt the only one hurt that day... I heard a gunstuff and a scream coming nearby.
oh well

Its Hockey.

Suck it up and keep playing. You're alright as long as you're conscious.


Pain. That thing that comes with sports that makes them less fun.

Its Hockey.

Suck it up and keep playing. You're alright as long as you're conscious.
i know i just felt like sharing my expressions... It hurt for a few minutes but im alright.
Are you an American?
yes

How the hell do you manage to do that in street hockey? I don't do that bad in ice hockey, and trust me, I'm accident prone.

If I don't end a day of skateboarding with cuts and bruises and scrapes then I wasn't skating hard enough.

Hahahahha you spelled "gunshot wrong" hahaha         -5 (100%)"

STAY CLASSY, BLOCKLAND

yes
No wonder why the puck hurt you, Americans can't handle pucks flyin' at them.
Canadians have a built-in immunity to the pain.

No wonder why the puck hurt you, Americans can't handle pucks flyin' at them.
Canadians have a built-in immunity to the pain.
Someone punched me hard in my groin today.
I didn't feel a thing.
DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CAUSE I'M CANADIAN, OR I HAVE NO snake

I lauged at the poll. I read the OP first and I was like "If I'm voting in that poll there better be a 'you spelled gunshot wrong handicap' option." I was pleased.

DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CAUSE I'M CANADIAN, OR I HAVE NO snake
uh, if you had no snake to cushion the blow to your balls it would hurt more
« Last Edit: February 01, 2012, 10:37:36 PM by Slicksilver »