Post your Path to Success

[Clone v.117]

I wouldn't move to WA even if it was an extra $10,000. I don't know why anyone would move to WA given the choice between it and NSW. Besides, if I was going to move to WA to do anything, I'd become a miner and earn 100 grand +

I see how it is, you just don't wanna be with me!!!

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

>finish high school
>go to some sort of art school
>finish art school
>get into business, make a cartoon with my autistic ideas
>succes.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>become a man
>get laid

[Ningyou]

>become a man
>get laid

but you're a jellyfish!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

but you're a jellyfish!

ill make human jellyfish babies.

[Destroyer]

>Complete emergency service classes in college
>Go into volunteer firefighting for experience
>Take necessary certification classes
>Take necessary EMT classes
>Apply to become paid Firefighter/EMT

[Kill All]

To get on the right path, make three turns to the left.

[Tyler66]

>Make commercial programs in Visual basic
>Sell
>Get a degree in Network Administration, Computer Security, and Computer Programming
>Learn C++, C, and Assembly
>Make more commercial programs
>Sell
>Make money

[Mushroom man]

Go to school
go to another school
go to university
go to jail
???
profit

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Get laid
Profit

[masterockets]

Buy the red railroad
Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200$
Roll snake eyes
Lose all money

[Cancel]

stick it in her pooper
????
profit.

[Isaac Fox]

Earn profit by helping people.
???
PROFIT.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>???
>PROFIT!

[Port]

A non-idiot-proof way to die:

• Become alive.
• Become self-aware.
• Wait.
• Standard required educational path.
• Optional self-chosen study of specific field.
• Acquire job.
• Acquire money.
• Remove job.
• Acquire company.
• Utilize money to hire people.
• Earn money.
• Utilize vast amounts of money to fly into outer space, then self-destruct space shuttle.