I'm applying to Mojang.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Hey guys I'm applying to most of these companies
Aside from the silly ones that are in like, Shanghai, or some stuff.

You could learn Chinese and live there though

Here we can start practicing.  Ni hao ma.

[Ad Bot]

[CityRPG]

Stocking is a little mad today because I peed on her special parts by accident.

Quoted in case you realize how stupid you are and edit your post.

Wasted effort, though, because you are too stupid to know you're stupid.

[Khepri]

Ni hao ma.

Hēi guǐ xī wǒ de jiāhuo.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Hēi guǐ xī wǒ de jiāhuo.

Nice Google Translate SCRUB

[Lørd Tøny]

Quoted in case you realize how stupid you are and edit your post.

Wasted effort, though, because you are too stupid to know you're stupid.

Iban, just tell me if you want to pee on her. I share stocking with everybody.

[Khepri]

Nice Google Translate SCRUB

Its doubtful Google can translate that. And if it can it probably will be off by a longshot. scrub

[Aphtonites]

Because he has no talent or ability, aside from being absolutely intolerable.

Of course it would be good for him. It would be good for anyone to get a cozy high end tech job in the video game department.

Do you know what else would be good for him? A shower, a haircut, an attitude adjustment, a high school education, and purpose in life.

Turned off your greasemonkey script, have you?

[Littledude]

This topic made me laugh.

[Bisjac]

Aren't they like, far away in another country?

That's a hell of a comute

[Lørd Tøny]

Aren't they like, far away in another country?

That's a hell of a comute

I will go by plane or boat!

[Masterlegodude]

I will go by plane or boat!

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[Otis Da HousKat]

Aren't they like, far away in another country?

That's a hell of a comute

All the cool kids in software work 100% through internet now. Only reason to commute to work is if your job requires physically interacting with something or if everyone is close enough anyway.

[Stocking]

All the cool kids in software work 100% through internet now. Only reason to commute to work is if your job requires physically interacting with something or if everyone is close enough anyway.

And we all know how well Tony handles physical interactions.

[Nasoa]

I laughed when I read the op.

[Dread]

OP made me giggle.