Author Topic: How to cure cancer  (Read 950 times)

Step 1: Wake up early in the morning after a good night's sleep
Step 2: Go to the kitchen
Step 3: Pour a huge glass of ICE COLD ORANGE JUICE
Step 4: forgetIN' DRINK THAT stuff
Step 5: Best feeling ever


So you have cancer is what you're saying?




oj is gross with a bunch of pulp


if you like a tasteless liqiud to drink in the morning, no pulp is the obvious choice.



the way to cure every illness is to drink enough orange juice to kill a small child!

I tried this and my testicular cancer just proofed away (as well as my balls D:)


I actually remember finding a documentary about how, If correctly extracted, a chemical found in Marijuana apparently cures cancer. I don't know how much stock I would put into it, but It was interesting.