Banana Mouth

[Ciam86]

Banana Mouth Epidemic

What is banana mouth?

"The unique dry feeling of your mouth after eating a banana, often accompanied by a bizarre after-taste."

Why should I be worried?

Banana mouth is a potentially life threatening disease if left untreated.

I've never heard of this, how many people does it affect?

Banana mouth affects nearly 1 in 3 Americans, and about 1 in 5 for the rest of the world.

Banana mouth in our community.

Our beloved user, Kira100000, suffers from a rare form of Banana mouth known as Stage 5 banana mouth. He tries to hide it to the best of his abilities, however since he is too busy looking at homestuck to get cured, he is inevitably doomed to a painful death in the next couple of months due to Banana Mouth.

How can I prevent banana mouth?

Do not engage in eating any type of banana products and you should be good.

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If you or anyone you know is suffering from banana mouth, please contact the Banana Mouth Prevention Society of America (BMPSA) at 1-800-BANANAM

Thank you for your time, we take this very seriously.

Or you can directly contact a representative at 1-302-604-3375

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We have raised just over 4000$ for Kira's cause!



Thanks donors!

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[Sami2ss]

i thought this was a new type of snake disease

[Mushroom man]

I have never eating a banana in my life.

[JamestheLeet]

i thought this was a new type of snake disease

this

[Jetlok]

I have never eating a banana in my life.

dude what

[Block Box]

sounds like a researcho

[Mulch]

Is that a real phone number.

[Messes]

i thought this was a new type of snake disease

This is a serious epidemic and you should be respectful to the people who have acquired this disease. It should not be taken lightly and is definitely not a joke, some other people in the community may be offended by your post.

I have never eating a banana in my life.

Good! The only way to be 100% sure you don't catch Banana Mouth is to abstain from oral-banana activity.

sounds like a researcho

Again, we take this very seriously.

[Gojira]

I hate bananas.
Hate them hate them hate them.

[MillCzarr]

Oh no, now you have just accidentally eaten an apple seed! You are now directed not to eat dirt, mulch, or water, in the next 10 hours.

[Sami2ss]

This is a serious epidemic and you should be respectful to the people who have acquired this disease. It should not be taken lightly and is definitely not a joke, some other people in the community may be offended by your post.

I'm sorry, but maybe people should use protection when having oral love with fruit!

[Daedalus]

oh yeah I hate when this happens :(
It happens 50/50 for me

[Ciam86]

We need donations for kira's stage 5 banana mouth, please help contribute to his health!

[Mushroom man]

I hate bananas.
Hate them hate them hate them.

Me too. That's why I have never had any.
I've had fruit drinky mash stuff with banana in it, but never a whole banana. The very smell of them makes me incredibly nauseous.

[Jetlok]

jetlok is immune to banana mouth