red.grey.metal.rock - Ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive~ (ACT 2)

[Cybertails1998]

Go to the stone thing

this happens

OH WAIT forget forget



You really hope that ugly pigjerk didn't notice you

[Ad Bot]

[Jaxx]

this happens

OH WAIT forget forget



You really hope that ugly pigjerk didn't notice you

Stand very still. Don't even breathe.

[Cybertails1998]

Stand very still.

You stand still.

PERSPECTIVE CHANGE


You are the zombie pigman, and you're one day away from your long-awaited retirement.
You have a gold sword, your salary and your food ration.

You're sure you heard something.


By the way did I mention you can get played as somewhere in the story?

[Lugnut]

locate the first guy as pigman

[Cybertails1998]

locate the first guy as pigman

Who's that "first guy"?

Also, You can hear the sounds more distinctly, it sounds like silent machinish humming.

[Lugnut]

Well look the forget around i don't care find something to do, you can't just sit there.

[Cybertails1998]

Well look the forget around i don't care find something to do, you can't just sit there.

You start counting money.

The humming persists, with added sounds of someone standing on fir leaves.

You count a hefty sum of 300 coins OH GOD something landed on your cabin's ceiling apparently.

[Lugnut]

Well move dammit don't just sit there
oh and take your sword out

[Cybertails1998]

Well move dammit don't just sit there
oh and take your sword out

GODDAMNIT, the door is blocked from the outside by something heavy. This night keeps getting scarier and scariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--

PERSPECTIVE CHANGE


You just caved the cabin in, and heard a squeal of agony from down there. You're loving heartless.
You're sure he had some stuff on him though.

You can see YET ANOTHER stone thing nearby.

[Cybertails1998]

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You find on the corpse a gold sword, a damaged bag of money and ewwww what the forget is that

You take both things for yourself.

[Jaxx]

examine the eewwwww what the forget is that

[Dnitro]

>be the other guy

[Cybertails1998]

examine the eewwwww what the forget is that

It looks like decomposed meat.

Eugh, no way you're touching that.

>be the other guy

Who?

If you're talking zombie pigman, he's a bleeding pancake.

[?]

Why did you have three white blocks before, but now just one white block?

[Cybertails1998]

Why did you have three white blocks before, but now just one white block?

You blocked the door, and then caved the roof in.

Speaking of that, you grab both and place them in your inventory.