major troll..?

[*FacePalm*]

She doesn't seem to like her dad. I claimed I was her father and she told me to forget off. Maybe I abandoned her at an early age.

oh god lol

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[Uoz]

Apparently my cussing her out is the equivalent of my hitting on her. I guess she hangs out with some pretty abusive guys.

[Jacob/Lee]

I called her and yelled "HELLO? IS THIS PIZZA HUT?"

-five seconds later-

"...No"

"REALLY? I THOUGHT I HAD THE RIGHT NUMBER!"

"...Well, you don't"

"OH, SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. *hangs up*"

She sounds depressed.

[Muffin]

I called her and yelled "HELLO? IS THIS PIZZA HUT?"

-five seconds later-

"...No"

"REALLY? I THOUGHT I HAD THE RIGHT NUMBER!"

"...Well, you don't"

"OH, SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. *hangs up*"

Shes trying to sleep

She sounds depressed.

[Uoz]

I called her and yelled "HELLO? IS THIS PIZZA HUT?"

-five seconds later-

"...No"

"REALLY? I THOUGHT I HAD THE RIGHT NUMBER!"

"...Well, you don't"

"OH, SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. *hangs up*"

She sounds depressed.

Call her again, but ask for Blockbuster.

[Volko]

Dialing

[Name is Unavailable]

Blocked my number. She sent me to voicemail. I whispered "SEVEN DAYS". Yeah I'm cool.

Will the *67 code work for text messages?

[Volko]

Blocked my number. She sent me to voicemail. I whispered "SEVEN DAYS". Yeah I'm cool.

Will the *67 code work for text messages?

Oh god I love you

[mp7964]

>Get 3 friends of mine in a Skype call
>Call the number on Skype
>Yell stuff about computer parts and programming languages in the mic
>Stop after about 30 seconds
>She hangs up
>Everyone opens 5 different textbombers
>THE REAL FUN BEGINS

Calling later tonight on my cellphone.

[Uoz]

She says "I'm asking you, please, please, leave me alone."

[Sami2ss]

i'm holding you guys responsible if she commits Self Delete

[LizzyRascal]

The least I could do was post it on 4Chan's /P/

i'm holding you guys responsible if she commits Self Delete

Her Self Delete will be a loving godsend.

[Uoz]

i'm holding you guys responsible if she commits Self Delete

It'll be from me. I'm taking this way to far, and maybe borderline creep.

[Jacob/Lee]

I only called her once, posted above. Might as well let her sleep.

[Uoz]

Yes, she's in bed. She said good night to me. How nice. Too bad I keep spamming texts.