Absolutely filthy. I look like I just came out of a dumpster. I smell like a dead horse. I'm so greasy that the moment your hand touches me, it'll forever slip off anything. My fingernails vary from 1 to 37 inches, depending if they break or not. I never wipe my ass. I'm covered in acne which is covered by more acne. I weigh 700 pounds and I've lost count how many slices of pizza and sandwiches I've lost in my rolls. Plant life dies in my vicinity and a kid died by licking me. I'm supposed to be pale white due to lack of any kind of sunlight, however, my filthy coating gives me a variety of color, including black, red, and sometimes even blue. I have about 23 different infected scabs throughout my body. 3 of them on my snake if you can find it under one of my rolls. I don't have any teeth.
