Author Topic: Friend hit by a car.  (Read 4061 times)

one time i jumped on top of a moving car

He isn't responding, he's in critical condition. He might not make it guys.


At first it was believable but now its quite obviously turning into a lie. Next thing you know youll be claiming he was hit by a truck and you saw him lying in pieces in the center of the road.

At first it was believable but now its quite obviously turning into a lie. Next thing you know youll be claiming he was hit by a truck and you saw him lying in pieces in the center of the road.
forget off idiot, it's not a lie in the slightest.


A guy at my school got hit by a car in the crosswalk a few years ago.

He just got back up and was like, "lolwut"
Someone get whacked at my old highschool at least once every year. They now have at least 6 yield to pedestrian signs on the road. This was the most recent accident.



wait was the person shot or was this an accident

Wanna hear something hilarious? This fat ugly girl with no friends at my school was reading a book while crossing the street and got hit. I die just thinking about it. Me and my friends seriously relate any chance of being hit by a car to the day the girl got hit.

Moral of the story is to not read books.

Last year a guy in my class was riding home after school and was going along behind the bus with people from our school on it and they were pissing of the driver and he slammed the brakes, the guy on the bike flew straight into the back of the bus, was crazy.
Also it was one of the few days i didn't ride to school, as i always ride home with him i would have got hit too :o

At first it was believable
I don't know anyone in real life who would post on a forum full of handicaps about how their friend was in a car crash and how we should discuss it without going into any detail.

Unless the person targets you and hits the pedal and purposely runs into you you have to be one stupid mother forgeter to get hit by a car. It doesn't matter if its a green light with the walk sign if a car is coming fast down the road I don't go until they are pretty much stopped. I also let cars go in parking lots unless they stop and tell me to go. I knew some kids that were like "oh they better stop I have the right away" well a lot of good that attitude does you when a 2000 lb. car slams into you at 50 mph.

Go visit him in the hospital and make a joke about playing in the road.
"Oh jimmy, what are we gonna do with you?"

OMG IM SORRY TO HEAR....

IS THE CAR OKAY?