Guy: What are you, 7?
Me: No, I'm 16.
Guy: No you're not you liar
Me: ...
Guy: Ha st00pid noob!!1! forget you and im loving you mother now better stop me @$$ LOL
Me: You're calling me 7?
Guy: thats rite sux mah dix loser richards forget LOL
(Guy was permanently banned for "What are you, 7?")
Me: LOL