Hey everyone let's obsess over a loving piece of rubber that some people want and beat the stuff out of eachother for.FOR FUN.
It should be called handball, real football is what most of us Americans call "Soccer".
American football is also known as Hand Egg.And Soccer was what the rich English people called football back in the day to difference themselves from the filthy peasants who called it football, So there's a bit of logic to calling it soccer./Themoreyouknow
too dainty to kick around a pigs bladder in a field of mud
And thus, cricket was born.