Author Topic: Awkward moment of the day...  (Read 1143 times)

I remember one time I came out of the bathroom and there was a smaller kid, about two years younger than me, standing there. He stared at me for a while and then said "I don't want to offend you or anything but are you a girl or a boy".

It was both flattering that I was in shape enough to be mistaken for a girl and embarrassing that I could be confused for a girl.

I was at a mall and some guy kept trying to open my stall door repeatedly, until I said occupied.
Then he stood there a few seconds and walked away. 

I remember one time I came out of the bathroom and there was a smaller kid, about two years younger than me, standing there. He stared at me for a while and then said "I don't want to offend you or anything but are you a girl or a boy".

It was both flattering that I was in shape enough to be mistaken for a girl and embarrassing that I could be confused for a girl.
Maybe you should look at an anatomical reference sometime, it'd be quite hard to mistake a teenage girl for a boy by their figure...


Anyway, I try to avoid public restrooms most times. Those places are like giant Petri dishes, man...

Maybe you should look at an anatomical reference sometime, it'd be quite hard to mistake a teenage girl for a boy by their figure...

>See kid with long hair from back
>Is that a guy or a gi-
>Turns
>Oh.

fat kids with effeminate faces are easy to mistake because they look like a blend of both.

Maybe you should look at an anatomical reference sometime, it'd be quite hard to mistake a teenage girl for a boy by their figure...
what is it

WHAT IS IT

I, uh... *starts sweating*

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ANDROGYNOUS!