Darths and Droids: A Star Wars-Themed D&D Adventure

[Mr. Jelly]

Jesus just put your hands on his droid body


then push him away

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Take the droid, and push him somewhere else.

Rolling for Push - 3.

You get up and attempt to shove, but he jabs you in the gut. -1 HP.

[Mr. Jelly]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You attempt to ram the droid with your head - 19.

You headbutt the droid in a last ditch effort, and it falls. You hear something metal snap, and you remarkably feel no ill effects for headbutting metal.

[Mr. Jelly]

Can't tell if DM intervening

Or just got lucky

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Totally luck bruh, I don't load the dice.

[Mr. Jelly]

So the only thing left to do is wait

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You check the machine. He was just a few keystrokes away from sending for help.

"Augh... You okay, Cap'n?"
"I'm fine, we have to get these men out of here. Plant the explosives."

[Mr. Jelly]

'The door's blast resistant, apparently.



just thought you'd want to know'

[Donro98]

Punch door.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Already accounted for, lad. This stuff is the real deal."

"You'd better take cover, Cap'n."

"Right..."

[Mr. Jelly]

GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THE DOOR AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

[Donro98]

get away from door

[Vegetarian Zombie]

The doors explode violently. Five men stand outside. "Whew... quite a blast. We'd better get out of here, unless you've taken a liking to this here station. Which, we're planning on blowing it up."

[Mr. Jelly]

Go with them


'So uh, who are you guys, exactly?'