Darths and Droids: A Star Wars-Themed D&D Adventure

[Kill All]

What's happening? I've been on without wifi for this whole day :c

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[Mr. Jelly]

What's happening? I've been on without wifi for this whole day :c

Uh

we woke up in a space station
then we were going to be Imperial recruits
then the rebels came and took us
and now we're on a different space station
and now we're training

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I got it.

(Say in a rushed, semi-panicked voice)

"Excuse me, sir...mister...stormtrooper.. .sir. There's a crazy guy outside, he's saying he's planted bombs all over the station, gonna blow it up."

Rolling for Bluff - 13.

"Well, um... I'll go to dispatch and bring someone out to check. I'll be back. VERY shortly."

"Understood, sir."
Salute before leaving.

He salutes back as you leave.

Salute/stand at attention

"That's better, recruit! Station Gamma, our neighboring station is mobilizing for WAR! You will be dispatched with an officer to TAKE OUT any attack forces! You will be bestowed THREE grenades to carry out this mission! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, PRIVATE!?"

"Solo told us that you were the one to talk to"

He chuckles. "Solo, eh? You're in for a world of trouble... Boba Fett's in the corner. He doesn't know Solo is here yet. What, are you trying to net the reward?"

[xxxxkill]

To Snopel!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You follow the sound of what seems to be a Drill Sergeant.

[xxxxkill]

"Officer Aroth, reporting, sir."
And salute while saying this.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Thank goodness you're here. I hope you're good, this man's a mute!"

[Mr. Jelly]

RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

[Donro98]

Oh, sorry guys, fapping wasn't watching thread.

Yes, sir!

[xxxxkill]

"Thank goodness you're here. I hope you're good, this man's a mute!"

"I do my job, and I do it well, sir."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I do my job, and I do it well, sir."

"That's what I like to hear! Now both of you, move out!"

RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

You take off into the room and find the target box.

Rolling for clean deposit - 19.

Nothing bad happens, save a tiny click when closing the box.

You dash out of the room, the stormtrooper nowhere to be found.

[Donro98]

Go with Alex/xxxx to Station Gamma

[Mr. Jelly]

Return to Solo

Also


what the hell is a spliced handgun

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Wires are forgeted up.

In the case of these, they are forgeted over for illegal amounts of power.

[xxxxkill]

Return to Solo

Also


what the hell is a spliced handgun

I assume it's rigged to explode when fired.

Wires are forgeted up.

In the case of these, they are forgeted over for illegal amounts of power.

Oh.
So, like, an Ion Cannon in a pistol.
Seems handy.