Unfunny joke command that will make Tingalz not want to update because it makes the people that post on the thread look stupid.
or maybe he isn't updating because he's bored because a perfectly good suggestion asking the nice acolyte to shoot his buddy in the head hasn't been replied to.
while we're waiting, what is an acolyte? are they like cloned soldiers or something, because that's what first comes to mind when i read "acolyte"?
An Acolyte (Explicator or Interrogator) is an apprentice Inquisitor given over to the tutelage of a more experienced member of the Inquisition. Acolytes accompany a fully experienced Inquisitor in his Inquisitorial duties. He may perform a number of tasks such as warrior, scribe, and interrogator. After a set amount of time, his master will give him a recommendation to the Ordos of the Inquisition to advance his pupil to full Inquisitorial rank. After this, the Acolyte is a full Inquisitor and begins his own agenda and operations. Although the Acolyte/Inquisitor is no longer bound to his old master, they will have formed a bond and may work together and help one another in the future.
Slap his stuff.
shoot him in the head
shoot in head