The funniest date I will ever go on. (EVER)

[Daedalus]

On my first date ever (age 11), the mom came and sat like 10 rows behind us, lol.

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[Nickelob Ultra]

Was she 15?  And her whole family chaperoned?  The forget?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Was she 15?  And her whole family chaperoned?  The forget?

overprotective x1,000.

[Socrates]

The dad kinda looked like a bit

[Nickelob Ultra]

I can understand when I went out with this freshman girl and her mom just wanted to say hi, ask what time the movie ends to pick her up and stuff, but chaperoning?  Seriously...

[Khorde]

the date i had today was funnier i liked my gfs face constantly and blew in her face. she jumps if oyu blow on her

your date was just sad and a waste of money if you didnt even sit next to the girl.

you broke up so i guess i dont feel bad

that just sounds awkward as forget not going to lie.

[Socrates]

that just sounds awkward as forget not going to lie.

Yeah, at the time I think I was having one of those moments where you don't know what to do, and you just start to laugh

[DracoSoul]

the date i had today was funnier i liked my gfs face constantly and blew in her face. she jumps if oyu blow on her

your date was just sad and a waste of money if you didnt even sit next to the girl.

you broke up so i guess i dont feel bad

have you guys forgeted yet? i remember your gf being pretty hot for her age

[CopBlock]

that just sounds awkward as forget not going to lie.

i blow in all my friends faces its funny just blow in someones face its awesome to get diffrent reactions. (i dont suggest doing this to men)

have you guys forgeted yet? i remember your gf being pretty hot for her age

you havnt seen my gf that was another girl. she pretty much said "forget you i want his richard not yours" and ran off.

[blocklandiansprofile]

Family movie night.

[Socrates]

Family movie night.

In the end

[Feep]

Family movie night.

that's when you know to get out

i blow in all my friends faces its funny just blow in someones face its awesome to get diffrent reactions. (i dont suggest doing this to men)you havnt seen my gf that was another girl. she pretty much said "forget you i want his richard not yours" and ran off.

i always like poking my dates, its teasing and breaks the ice if they poke you back / creates loveual tention if you 'accidently' poke them in a sensitive place ;) (though this will only work for people under 18 more than likely)

[Mega-Bear]

creates loveual tention if you 'accidently' poke them in a sensitive place ;)

...

*Pokes ur urethra.*

SENSITIVE HUH???

[indyjones]

sux 2 b u

[Feep]

...

*Pokes ur urethra.*

SENSITIVE HUH???

*gets knife and sticks down urethra*

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