Author Topic: The funniest date I will ever go on. (EVER)  (Read 2967 times)

*gets knife and sticks down urethra*

blood for the blood gods
.... forget humanity. :c.

That's really sad, she could have just said no. It would have been less embarrassing.

So you didn't even speak to her properly?

I want to hug you after reading such a story ;-;

That's so horrible, I would be uber pissed if that happened to me. I'd say straight up to the girl, "Look, I asked you on a date because i wanted a date with you. Instead I got a date with your whole family, and didn't even sit next to you. Thanks for wasting my time and money, and embarrassing the forget out of me."

No actually, that story is enraging. That girl sounds really handicapped and I ended up picturing that really loving nerdy family that visited on icarly..I think it was their cousins or something but the younger boy had a cone on his head, they all had severe allergies at everything, were loud and obnoxious, and that's pretty much what I pictured.

Hey look on the bright side
That dad had a thing going for you ;D

Yes, like trifax stated this makes  me angry as well as sad :c

I mean seriously, a guy asks you to go to a movie on valentines day, so you bring your entire family and some friends, whattheforget.

if only i had a girlfriend..
except for all the sluts + 1 hot girl that likes me.

Well, I had a good date today~

I asked this girl out today over a text message
She asked who is this
forget my life :'c

Dem kids always giving the bloweys in the theaters!

Well, Next time this happens take there food snacks and drinks and tickets As payment for making you do this.

I asked this girl out today over a text message
She asked who is this
forget my life :'c
maybe she didnt have your number..

but honestly, if youre goign to ask her out over a text message its kinda deserved.

Shes 15, why were you going to see puss in boots?

I mean hell I went to see the lady in black with a babe, maybe they thought since it was a family show that it would be ok if they brought them o.o

Next time go to something that is the complete opposite of family oriented.

I mean that may at least give them the idea not to bring the whole gang.


I would say either have a decently serious talk with the chick you wanted to date, (Refer to Tri-fax maybe)

Or I would just be like mmk obviously she didn't actually want to spend time with me alone kthx go eat some genital warts you skank,


But all in all its up to you  :cookieMonster:

I asked this girl out today over a text message
She asked who is this
forget my life :'c
That was tragically hilarious.

Shes 15, why were you going to see puss in boots?
Because she is a woman? I personally find it cute when chicks are still into kids movies and characters, as long as they don't make me watch it with them.