Guys, I'm writing a Derpy story, I need ideas plz. (READ IT NOW PLZ)

[rockslide26]

So essentially, I am writing a wonderful derpy story about a guy named Mr. Dancerman, a pirate named Captain Barnacle Pete, and a horse named Jose Diego and their quest for magical rainbow shoes. They have already shot a ninja and duct taped their heads back on, caused buildings to fall on an orphanage, and made a birthday hat for a goblin. What are some really stupid/ridiculous things I should put into this beautiful fictional story about nothing in particular?

edit: What I have so far: http://pastebin.com/XP6MpPGf

[Ad Bot]

[The Corporation]

This:

[rockslide26]

This:

Okay, I will add a robot rapist man who captures people with his tendrils and suicidally flies them into the sun.

[Jetlok]

LOL SOOOOOOOO RANDUMMMMMMMMMMM XDDDDDDDD!!!!!

[Jacky]

Indeed, Jetlok. Indeed.

[BBOY]

Secks.





lots and lots of secks.

[The Corporation]

Secks.





lots and lots of secks.

[Tammy]

Okay, I will add a robot rapist man who captures people with his tendrils and suicidally flies them into the sun.

But than Captain Barnacle Pete uses his Volvo 240 rocket ship to crash into him and kill him.

[rockslide26]

LOL SOOOOOOOO RANDUMMMMMMMMMMM XDDDDDDDD!!!!!

This is something I'm doing to keep my mind off of the currently awful state of my impaired mind. I need ideas so I can keep writing and therefore occupy myself for longer. Please don't be an starfish about it.

[dogshirt]

Someone posted something that I find slightly annoying, time to reply with "XDDDDD SO RANDOM"

[Jetlok]

1 post is spam, guys
god loving dammit tammy stop spamming the thread
same to you jacky

[dogshirt]

1 post is spam, guys
god loving dammit tammy stop spamming the thread
same to you jacky

Way to ignore the fact that I edited the post before you even replied.

[Jetlok]

Way to ignore the fact that I edited the post before you even replied.

it was still spam when i saw it
calm your tits
or isit just that time of the month

[dogshirt]

it was still spam when i saw it
calm your tits
or isit just that time of the month

You're so random

[Mr. Jelly]

Copy paste brown town Activity 1 and 2 halfway into your story