Author Topic: Monty Python. (aka, We are the knights who say Ni!)  (Read 1470 times)

Monty Python is a series of comedic movies and one messed up show. They are pee your pants funny and most of the jokes are crude, dirty, and down right hilarious.

So discuss Monty Python.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Better. Better get a bucket, I'm going to throw up.

(at Jesus's speech, in Life of Brian)
"Wot did 'e say? Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
"Well he's not to be taken literally. He's referring to the manufacturers of any dairy products."
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"Ohhh, oohhh. Blessed are the meek. Oh, well, that's nice - the meek never get anything :)"

love, love, love. Where were we?

dont make me force everyone to watch all the bad monty python sketches!

I wonder where my fishy went. A fish, a fishy fish, ooooh! *Rubs whiskers*


Scandinavian fish-slapping sonnggggg


I SAID ENGLAND

A moose once bit my sister.

Isn't awfully great to have a snake?


It has fangs like this.

Oh stuff! It's Mr. Creosote!